give a man a guitar and he’ll play for a day, teach a man guitar and today is gonna be the day that they’re gonna throw it back to you
why do people call a penis a member sometimes. his member????? member of what. is this some kind of club. i want to join
things i wrote thst i am proud of
"She left the folder on the small table near his bed and spun around to leave, high-heels clicking in a rhythm that he was pretty sure spelled out the word BITCH in morse code."
I like the imagery of this
LOL TOLBY ILY
The fifth episode of anime is where happiness
The Other Rules of Fight Club
Sure you know the first few rules, and yeah we’re breaking the first two by just mentioning it here (I’m guessing they intended for us not to blog about Fight Club, though that could be open to interpretation), but did you know that, once administration got involved, there were even more rules added to Fight Club? To make it a more enjoyable experience, of course… because any good system needs rules, otherwise it’s just mayhem.