December 2011
abwhoretion:
I like to read the word “message” as “massage”
It makes every day life more… sensual
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gossipgran:
“OMG SDKLFJASD;KLJFA;LKSJDFLK,” muttered the teenage blogger
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me: ily
me: ily2
bl0w-a-kiss-at-the-methane-skies:
idk why everyone associates rock and metal with the devil for all we know satan could like smooth jazz
Nw Year’s eve is my mother’s birthday so I always spend it with my family which means that by the end of the night my sister and I are gonna be like weeeeeeeew
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I hate famdoms omfg everyone is so judgmental why can’t we all just get along
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I’m an idiot lmaonade goodnight
literallysame:
wow can you all please go see what just got featured on #gif
http://www.tumblr.com/tagged/gif
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Send me the sign and I will do it.
æ: Post a picture of yourself.
✌: Share a childhood memory.
♡: Make a confession.
❁: Share one of your insecurities.
✓: Share something about yourself others might think is weird.
☹: Share a turn off.
☀: Share a turn on.
♬: Share a song that takes you to a certain memory in the past.
♧: Share the story of something that makes you smile.
☆: Share one thing you think about before you go to bed at night.
☮: Share a relationship story.
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when I finally have sex
some guy: now I know you're a virgin so you probably don't know much about -
me: no I read fanfiction I got this
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I have a very diverse blog it goes from “Serious post with Proper Grammar” to “ooooh pretty photos” to “asdfghgbhfb attRACTIV EPEOPEK OMF HOLD ME” to “lesbIANS” to “buttsex lol”
Honestly, suicide is taking the easy way out. It’s a permanent solution to a temporary situation. I have faith that no matter who you are, if you just tried, really, really tried, you’d be able to get through whatever horrible thing you’re going through, and you’d do it without hurting yourself or the countless people who’d be affected by your decision to just stop...
everyone says they hate tumblr so much
but even when they leave
they always come back
teamtwerkin:
twerks absentmindedly
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edwad:
people should hug more in porn
I have almost no real friends
but Internet think I’m the bomb diggity
…not really
oh god
I’m so alone
notyoudonut:
“Soft moans and pants filled the air…”