January 2011
My mother just compared Matt Bellamy to a gay Tarzan. SOMEONE MAKE A MEME OF THIS
December 2010
HAPPY FUCKING NEW YEAR
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hotlikeaxe:
impartypoisonbitch:
mmmyourfacelooksyummy:
paulypaulypauly:
amyparamore:
dear god.
zac efron contemplates stabbing you
acceptyourbravery:
My mum said that if I spend a whole half term in school she’ll get me out of most pe and then in the summer buy me arm bandages to cover my scars.
It’s just one half term… I can do it… right?
I have faith in you.
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@impartypoisonbitch
starlightofyourhead:
deletedwithonestroke:
I blame starlightofyourhead
herp derp…did I do that?
@impartypoisonbitch
I blame starlightofyourhead
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reblog with your middle name
growinglikethenewborn:
pwoperaure:
green-suspenders:
elloderrjane:
lupinisazombie:
-page394:
Marie.
Beth
ZELLA YEAH
Sadie Theresa.
Lynn
Adèle
Cecilia
Olivia.
Grade 12s put up signs around our school. Keep in...
redwithyourblame:
lizzie83hp:
Winter BRAKE
Is this real life
omg
LOLing forever omfg
Really unpopular opinion :/
regulusbamf:
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It’s always about mating and you can dawp at two tortoises having sex. The...
– Matt Bellamy on tortoises (via faffbag)
Okwut.
(via theragingkiwi)
tortoise pr0n? well well matthew.
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justapwopafish:
thanks guys! :’)
@faffbag yes, that’s the Out of This World book! :P
lets see how many notes this duck can get before...
absolutezerification:
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That one track on your iPod that is seven times...
@megmarsant333
LATE REPLY. OOPS.
but uhhhh I don’t think we did…
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This week has been full of sexual frustration.
I see how New Years is gonna go down.
acceptyourbravery:
-scarsdonthealwhenyoukeepcutting:
sotakemyhandimfallingtopieces:
On the countdown, my family are gonna be like:
And I’ll be like:
And then it’ll be 2011 and they’ll be like:
Whilst I’m all:
And then they’ll be like:
And I’ll be like:
Exactly how my new years went
honestly, this is how everything goes
^
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So, uh, I have a 64 in Algebra.
And a week and a half to bring it up to a B.
This is kind of hawkward.
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TUMBLR HIGHLIGHTS OF THE YEAR. MUSE EDITION
singfordomsolution:
- WE DISCOVERED TUMBLR.
- WE FOUND AWESOME NEW FRIENDS AND MET ENCHANTING PEOPLE.
- WHEN TUMBLR TURNED PURPLE.
- WHEN 4CHAN TRIED TO HACK TUMBLR,
- AND FAILED.
- THE ‘WHAT IS AIR’ INVASION ON OMEGLE.
- THE DAY TUMBLR CRASHED FOR 32 HOURS.
- WHEN TUMBLR CAME BACK.
- WE REALIZE THERE IS A NEW AMAZING YEAR INFRONT OF US.
Thanks...
You can buy a mobile phone which can fire up to four bullets. Handy to have if...
– Matt (via faffbag)
Reblog if you're staying in tonight.
-youcunt:
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Have a biscuit, Potter.
Professor McGonagall: Is it true that you shouted at Professor Umbridge?
Harry Potter: Yes.
Professor McGonagall: You called her a liar?
Harry Potter: Yes.
Professor McGonagall: You told her He Who Must Not Be Named is back?
Harry Potter: Yes.
Professor McGonagall: Have a biscuit, Potter.
Harry Potter: Have – what?
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REBLOG if you're ending 2010 as a virgin.
theperfecthello:
HELL YEAH.
AND PROUD OF IT.
H8RZ GON’ H8.
I do not want to go back to school next week
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Alan Rickman pause appreciation post
totallyawesomehorcrux:
homemadedarkmark:
snapeandshampoo:
applejuiceman—:
mysterious-ticking-noise:
splendorandglory:
Harry Potter, our new….
… celebrity.
People will think you’re up…
…to something.
Fame…
isn’t…
everything.
Is it, Mr. Potter?
Don’t
lie
to me
What would…
three young Gryffindors…
such as yourselves…
be doing inside…
on a day...
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Assassin (Grand Omega Bosses Edit)
eurasiasiasiasia:
munchythoughts:
hullabaloonatic:
JUST.
FUCKING.
HNNG.
I don’t think it’s that much different or better. I’m just baffled as to where they got that audio that they spliced in there.
… not … not that much different? or better?
i … i just … my brain … it … just doesn’t compute …
I’m in LOVE with it.