March 2012
ihopericksantorum:
I hope Rick Santorum’s debit card gets declined at the supermarket and he doesn’t have any cash and there’s a huge line behind him and everyone is glaring at him.
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why are all of my friends so ridiculously attractive
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buttduchess:
“grilled cheese on wheat bread”
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bedazzledhime:
marissa deleted man fuck tumblr
Anonymous asked: Well I don't know you in real life or anything :( It's just internet love lol but seriously, I've got a bit of a sweet spot for your awesomeness ;)
February 2012
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Anonymous asked: God. I just absolutely love you. In a ”more than just friends” kind of way.
“No, you can’t deny women their basic rights and pretend it’s about your...”
– President Barack Obama (via 1612th)
fuck YES I got 400,000+ on bejeweled blitz mother fucker
this was the highlight of my day and I don’t even care how pathetic that sounds
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WHAT IF
protohipster:
m4ge:
ghostleadermorty:
ghostleadermorty:
nocauseforalarm:
ALL OF THE ALPHA TROLLS
ARE THE EXACT OPPOSITE OF THE BETAS
AT LEAST PERSONALITY WISE
SO ALL THE “NICE” TROLLS ARE “MEAN”
AND THE “MEAN” TROLLS ARE “NICE”
imagine nepeta’s ancestor
:33< get bent
cUNT DESTROYER,
I LOVE ALL OF YOU MOTHERFLIPPING PERSONS.
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wow ok why do all my sentences start with wow ok
FACT: All homosexuals develop butterfly wings...
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so the one day I miss my gov class (Friday when I was recovering from surgery) my gov teacher refers to homosexuals as “let’s face it, deviants”
I’d like to deviate him
penotbutter:
rick santorum mpreg
a gift from god
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